In a Japanese hotel :
You are welcome to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Tokyo bar :
Special cocktail for ladies with nuts.

Kyushi road sign :
Stop ! Turn sideways.

Tokyo shop :
Our nylons are expensive, but the best in the long run.

Tokyo car rental firm brochure :
When a passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigour.

Hongkong Supermarket :
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

Hongkong dress shop :
Ladies have fits upstairs.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong :
Guaranteed to work throughout it's useful life.


Notice in Bangkok Dry Cleaners :
Drop your trousers here for best results.


Notice in Bangkok temple :
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.