In a Zuerich hotel :
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom ,
it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In a Swiss mountain inn :
Today Special ! No icecream.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Rome, doctor's waiting room notice :
Specialist in women and other diseases.

Polish hotel menu item :
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger: roasted duck let loose: beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

In a Norwegian Cocktail Bar:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Dubrovnik Hotel notice:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Paris Hotel elevator :
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a Mallorca hotel restaurant :
The manager has personally passed all water served in the restaurant.

Majorca shop window :
English well talking. Here speeching American.